If Men Wrote the Rules:

14 Oct

IF MEN WROTE THE RULES

  1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 
  2. If you don’t want to dress like Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys. 
  3. If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. 
  4. It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. 
  5. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women how can we know how pretty you are? 
  6. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out. 
  7. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done – not both. 
  8. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 
  9. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions and neither do we. 
  10. Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 
  11. When we’re turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying “This is our exit” is not necessary. 
  12. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived
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The Harsh Reality of Bra Shopping…ugh

10 Oct

www.missdisgrace.com/2011/07/why-bra-shopping-sucks-illustrated.html

Push Up Theory
Push Up Reality
Demi Theory
Demi Reality
Convertible Theory
Convertible Reality
Balconette Theory
Balconette Reality
Front Closure Theory
Front Closure Reality
Full Coverage Theory
Full Coverage Reality
BRA THEORY
BRA REALITY

Emegrency Teddy Bear for Adults

6 Oct

Now what could the “MISC #5” be…? 😉

zuzutop.com/2011/10/emergency-teddy-bear/

GAME DAY Buffalo Chicken Dip

6 Oct

http://www.partybluprintsblog.com/the-menu/appetizer-recipe/the-best-buffalo-chicken-dip

Perfect for those Sunday Football afternoons!

Ingredients

  • 1 8oz. package cream cheese, softened
  • ½ cup sour cream
  • 2 cups cooked and cubed chicken
  • ½ cup hot sauce
  • ½ cup shredded Monterey jack cheese

Instructions

Preheat oven to 350. In a 4-cup baking dish, spread cream cheese evenly over bottom of dish. In a separate bowl mix chicken, sour cream and hot sauce – spread this mixture over cream cheese. Top with cheese. Bake for 20-25 minutes until cheese is bubbly and golden brown. Serve with tortilla chips, crackers, and/or celery.

What Kids Think About Lady Gaga video

4 Oct

What Kids (and I) think about Lady Gaga:

Trolling at it’s Best! Funny/Clever short story

4 Oct

lolbin.net/i/ne6F5g14/trolling-from-behind-bars.html

Good Fucking Dating Advice:

30 Sep

goodfuckingdatingadvice.com/tips/117

HAHA , check out this website ^

 

Here is some example advice given 😉

For Her.

Let him watch football and don’t fucking complain about it.

For Him.

Don’t be so fucking vague.

For Her.

Keep the mystery alive. Never fart, put deodorant on, or shave your fucking armpits in front of him.

For Him.

Don’t fucking try to touch her goods on first date.