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Valentines Day Facts Chart

11 Feb



If Men Wrote the Rules:

14 Oct


  1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 
  2. If you don’t want to dress like Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys. 
  3. If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way. 
  4. It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. 
  5. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women how can we know how pretty you are? 
  6. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to come out. 
  7. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done – not both. 
  8. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 
  9. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions and neither do we. 
  10. Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 
  11. When we’re turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying “This is our exit” is not necessary. 
  12. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived

Good Fucking Dating Advice:

30 Sep

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Here is some example advice given 😉

For Her.

Let him watch football and don’t fucking complain about it.

For Him.

Don’t be so fucking vague.

For Her.

Keep the mystery alive. Never fart, put deodorant on, or shave your fucking armpits in front of him.

For Him.

Don’t fucking try to touch her goods on first date.


Should You Text Him First? Flowchart:

30 Sep

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Texts From Last Night ;)

16 Sep

Visit “Texts From Last Night” to view hundreds of funny text messages that have been sent in by users. You can even view ones from your area! The numbers in front of each entry are the area codes from which they are sent. Comment with your favorites!

Here are some example entries:


i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…


so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.


I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I’m sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.


So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to “get the fuck back bitch you don’t know my life”


So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.


why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?


you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

15 of the Worst Mistakes Women Make Trying to Look Pretty

7 Sep

**The only thing I don’t agree with is the nail part! I mean I don’t have stick-ons but I get my nails did 😉 What can I say?