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What Easy Mac n Cheese Instructions Look Like Under the Influence

23 Nov

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1nMS05/www.collegehumor.com/article/5947161/what-easy-mac-instructions-look-like-under-the-influence-of-various-drugs

Alcohol:

 

Pot:

 

Adderall:

 

Ecstasy:

 

LSD:

Emegrency Teddy Bear for Adults

6 Oct

Now what could the “MISC #5” be…? 😉

zuzutop.com/2011/10/emergency-teddy-bear/

Texts From Last Night ;)

16 Sep

http://textsfromlastnight.com/Texts-From-Best-Nights.html

Visit “Texts From Last Night” to view hundreds of funny text messages that have been sent in by users. You can even view ones from your area! The numbers in front of each entry are the area codes from which they are sent. Comment with your favorites!

Here are some example entries:

(774):

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

(919):

so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

(203):

I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I’m sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.

(864):

So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to “get the fuck back bitch you don’t know my life”

(315):

So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.

(570):

why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?

(1-570):

you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

Twilight Drinking Game

10 Sep

www.filmschoolrejects.com/features/movie-drinking-games-twilight.php

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Bella shakes her head
A vampire shows superhuman powers
Someone (vampire or human) is attacked
Edward, or any other vampire, gives an icy glare

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Fog
A cell phone
A religious symbol
A police badge, shield or emblem

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“Bella”
“Forks”
“Cullen”
“Edward”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Edward saves Bella

Shark Week Drinking Game

8 Sep

Someone let me know how this goes!

Good Husbands

8 Sep